now this is what Im talkin about
this is a weird cat
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
that is accurate
I knew I was going to be in Florida during Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party so I decided I needed to be my favorite princess, Rapunzel! My mum sews, so she agreed on making me a costume and I decided I was going to make a wig. I wasn’t exactly sure what to do, so I decided to wing it. this is the finished product, it glows and everything! I got a lot of positive feed back from people and decided to post it on etsy to sell and make more!
you can visit my store here if you are interested, or want to see more pictures :)