unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

(Source: zoo.org.au)

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

762,446 notes

tuluxi:

Long time no post!
Missed drawing these two :D

207 notes

Screen test for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

(Source: dragqueeneames)

1,385 notes

bellatrix-prior:

swagdemort:

scaredpotter:

Draco hugging his Durmstrang friends goodbye.

is there honestly anything left that has not been giffed

stfu this is important

this is fic-able information

54,987 notes

Highlights of Mads Mikkelsen from the Hannibal panel at Paleyfest 10/18/14

(x)

(Source: hannibeatles)

894 notes

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

(Source: acekarkat)

92,644 notes

halloween-cannibals:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lecter chillin in the center of a giant blanket burrito.

image

season 3, episode 1

848 notes

cinemagorgeous:

Happy Birthday, Carrie Fisher! 

278 notes

thisisbwright:

I knew I was going to be in Florida during Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party so I decided I needed to be my favorite princess, Rapunzel! My mum sews, so she agreed on making me a costume and I decided I was going to make a wig. I wasn’t exactly sure what to do, so I decided to wing it. this is the finished product, it glows and everything! I got a lot of positive feed back from people and decided to post it on etsy to sell and make more!
you can visit my store here if you are interested, or want to see more pictures :)

thisisbwright:

I knew I was going to be in Florida during Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party so I decided I needed to be my favorite princess, Rapunzel! My mum sews, so she agreed on making me a costume and I decided I was going to make a wig. I wasn’t exactly sure what to do, so I decided to wing it. this is the finished product, it glows and everything! I got a lot of positive feed back from people and decided to post it on etsy to sell and make more!

you can visit my store here if you are interested, or want to see more pictures :)

6,676 notes